Okay I’m dying right now, I’m 20 and I literally have not gone to class for the last two days because my body is so fucking sore and I’m still hungover as hell.
this weekend was wild. me, my roommate, and our friend had three guys over the whole time and we did not stop. different positions, multiple rounds, toys, switching partners, the whole Den of Sin experience. I got railed so good and so many times that I can barely walk straight. my thighs are killing me, my knees and hips are bruised, and even sitting down hurts. plus the hangover is no joke. my head is pounding and I feel like I could sleep for another 12 hours.
I tried to get up for class yesterday and today but I just couldn’t. every time I move I feel it. I’m laying in bed right now wrapped in a blanket, sore in places I didn’t even know could get sore, still tasting tequila, but lowkey smiling because it was so worth it.
told my profs that i had bad food poisoning lol